I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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