it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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