Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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