Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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