My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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