so that wasnt chicken after all
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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