Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
How naked do you want me to be?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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