Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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