i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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