He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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