I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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