There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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