So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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