OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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