It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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