your thong is hanging out like whoa
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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