question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Randomize
