And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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