**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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