He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I AM VODKA MAN
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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