If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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