i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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