Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I could fuck to npr.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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