If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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