The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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