I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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