He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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