Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you inspire me to be a worse person
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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