Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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