This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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