I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
