he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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