He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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