I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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