yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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