he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
