oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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