My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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