even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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