Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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