We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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