i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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