I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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