I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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