This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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