I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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