i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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