You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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