super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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