I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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