I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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