Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
