its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
