Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
