no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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